… or two after the shower for him. I enjoy slipping naked under the covers when he’s out of the room (“YES! SURPRISE NAKED!” he’ll declare when he climbs into bed.)

Why I Don’t Wear Bikinis
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Also I may have screamed in metaphysical connection to a few other lines, including the last one.

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